Stardate 5832.3. The Enterprise has pursued several stolen housing units on an unauthorized heading into the Option ARM zone and engaged tractor beams to prevent further movement. Our initial radio contact was with Dr. Casey Severin, leader of the flipper gang, who demonstrated disrespect for reality and demanded be to taken to Eden.
Medical scans reveal many flippers to be in good health except for Dr. Severin, who is shown to have the Synthecoccus Novae virus, an accident of Federal Reserve policy. Dr. Severin's infection has spread to several of his high school friends, manifested by their shared delusion of a "Rich Dad" savior idol.
Dr. Severin is now isolated in detention block C, but several of his followers are unaccounted for and are considered security threats.
Yellow alert is in effect. We await orders from High Admiral Bernanke on Dr. Severin's disposition.
Kirk out.
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